Alex

Throwing up on all with verbal diarrhoea
His staff the toilet that swallows this hysteria ,
A smartarse that shits out the knowledge he was fed,
No wonder he’s bold, he switched his arse for his head.

With each long arm that aggressively trails and hangs,
And a biting tongue that deserves long fangs,
His words so sharp, it hurts him to keep them inside:
A mouth so open, bugs and rats must breed and hide.