V day

Congrats, Yes I’m you’re fucking Valentine,
I’m not good with words.... but I know you’re mine!
Here’s a card, some chocolate, maybe a present,
Or a poem that rhymes in love’s corny sentiment!
Is that worth a blowjob or something more?
If we watch the Note Book then I will treat you like a whore!
No matter your condition, even if you're choking from chocolate,
I’ll get my money’s worth, as my patients is spent like my wallet.